Rapid Fire Confession Time


It's Wednesday, and you know what that means... it's time for some Humpday Confessions
Here are my confessions this week, rapid-fire-down-n-dirty style:
  • It's been hot lately, and I've begun sweating in places I didn't know existed.
  • I also didn't know it was possible to chafe in some of those places.
  • I've never been a country music fan, but I've been listening to it more and more these days and I'm loving it... this doesn't mean I'm pregnant does it?  #JustKiddingThatsNotPossible
  • I've been having dirty thoughts lately about my masseuse.  Is this unethical?
  • Even if it is unethical, I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. #PrettiestManIHaveEverSeen #SorryNotSorry
  • I've been avoiding all forms of responsibility while simultaneously working on an application for graduate school
  • And eating a lot of popsicles.
  • Girls Night Out has become less of a special event and more of a necessary experience on a semi-regular basis.
  • I need to do laundry because I'm almost out of clean underwear. 
  • I'm seriously considering just stopping by Target after work today to buy new underwear and continue avoiding said laundry.
  • Buying new underwear will no doubt be happening today.



Vodka and Soda

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  1. Girl's Night Out should be both a special event AND a regular on the calendar.

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  2. Bahaha I definitely only do laundry when I run out of clean underwear. And dare I even say it...I can SOMEWHAT tolerate...perhaps even...like country music these days...but more of the pop/country music.

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    1. It's the only reason to do laundy, right?! Me too on the pop/country thing. I can't do old school twangy music for anything. But a little Rascal Flatts and Zach Brown Band and I'm good to go. Who am I?!?!

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  3. Bahaha- looks like a target trip is absolutely in order!

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  4. Same here girl! Who the hell sweats like this! Popsicles are a must!

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    1. Seriously! I know the body was built for sweat, but couldn't also have only been built for sweating while working out?! This sweating while dressed nicely is for the birds!

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  5. if the masseuse is hot, then dirty thoughts are a must :)

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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    1. They are necessary. And quite enjoyable... ;)

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  6. I suggest buying new underwear. Laundry is the worst.

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    1. Laundry is the absolute worst. Actually, I don't mind the throwing the clothes in the washer and dryer part, is the fold them and put them away part that I can't stand.

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  7. Love this list, Macey! I can relate to a lot of them (not the masseuse...but that doesn't sound like a bad problem to have, there ;) Agree on GNOs. I take them like vitamins. They are a priority!

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    1. Girls Night Out is simply the best. Any excuse for wine, cheese, girl talk and a little ice cream.

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  8. Two things- welcome to country music... once you're hooked you're hooked for good. It's okay I will wear my cowboy boots and take you to Bushwackers. Second... ummm can I get in on this ladies night? It's been forever and a day since we've seen each other.

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    1. I dated a musician when I first moved to Portland and he played Bushwackers a few times. It was a trip for sure! And YES! Let's have a ladies night soon!!

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  9. Two more things: yay outdoor drink time. Also this post had me in stitches. I need to get the name of your masseuse ;)

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  10. oh man, i need to do our laundry too - its so out of control!

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